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Q2, 2006

This has been one of the more forgettable quarters in the company's history. In fact, we do not recall such a difficult quarter since we went public in Q3, 2003.

We initiated a program for technology transfer from the US at the start of the quarter. Although the program was a success, the Work division subsequently suffered from a data loss incident which took a heavy toll on time & resources. The backlog of issues is still being dealt with and that has made what could've been a interesting & exciting venture into a dreary operation.

The repeated failure of existing IT infrastructure in the Home division necessitated heavy expenditure in purchase of new equipment. On the bright side, the decision to renew the lease on the existing premises has saved the company a considerable amount of money.

Several other factors have contributed to the gloomy results this quarter. Meanwhile, the parent company continues to raise the possibility of a merger with another like-minded party. In the current environment, we feel it would not be a wise strategy to pursue.

Considering the bad quarter, it is perhaps surprising that we remain upbeat and optimistic about our performance in the next quarter. As usual though, we do not provide future guidance for investors.


Oh boy! I didn't think a disclaimer was needed but here it is: the 'company' here is me - not any real company & especially not my employer, Borland. I hope the post makes sense now :-)

ramblings | 14 comments | permalink | 01.08.2006 20:30 SGT


Re: Q2, 2006
Deepak Jois wrote on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 22:24

Ok, is this a piece of speculative fiction, Steve Yegge style or an actual commentary on the company you work in? :).. just a bit confused here


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    Re: Re: Q2, 2006
    deepak wrote on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 23:13

    The company is me! I didn't think it was so non-obvious :-)


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Re: Q2, 2006
Deepak Jois wrote on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:10

Looks like I do not know you enough :).. but you still need to put a disclaimer on top!


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    Re: Re: Q2, 2006
    deepak wrote on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:40

    Well.. you did know about the US trip & the new PC!

    Disclaimer? What is there to disclaim ;-)


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Re: Q2, 2006
Vidya wrote on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:05

.. and here I thought I'd propose a merger with a similarly inclined company... hmmm


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    Re: Re: Q2, 2006
    deepak wrote on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:19

    err.. which Vidya is this? Just so the context is clear :-)


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      Re: Re: Re: Q2, 2006
      Vidya wrote on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:19

      er.. the one in the boondocks of Japan, the one who is suffering withdrawal symptoms from lack of coriander and curry leaves


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        Re: Re: Re: Q2, 2006
        antrix wrote on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:37

        Is it time for me to visit with fresh supplies? :-)


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          Re: Re: Re: Re: Q2, 2006
          Vidya wrote on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 13:51

          you would?? then you're my new best-est friend :D

          hahaha.. .

          thanks anyway... tis the thought that counts


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Re: Q2, 2006
Bala wrote on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 03:59

Looks like I completely missed the point the first time!


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Re: Q2, 2006
Ashwin Nanjappa wrote on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 16:18

"Meanwhile, the parent company continues to raise the possibility of a merger with another like-minded party."

ROTFL!


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Re: Q2, 2006
Saip wrote on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:15

better a friendly merger than a hostile acquisition maga..want some help with your valuation? ;P


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Re: Q2, 2006
Saip wrote on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:16

Hmmm. Looks like the plans of the parent company will finally bear fruition!!

Best of luck dude!


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