So this chap sends me a friend request on Orkut. His profile has no photo and Orkut reports no common groups or common friends or even friends-of-friends-of-friends. Then I see his scrapbook and it is filled with people asking if they know him!
People, they're the worst.
The only time when red eye is a good thing ;-)
Anyone who hasn't seen Holy Grail shouldn't be programming... how can you understand procedural logic if you haven't seen the witch-burning scene? -- GNU libstdc++ intro page (view source!)