This is the worst self-congratulatory piece of crap I’ve seen in some time. Except for something which I can’t write about here. Hah!
I digress. Here’s that piece to assault your neurons:
Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday... Send this to all the people who you know are at the top of the tree. So Guys if u are alone...this means that u r on top
Maybe the good and smart guys at the top should invoke Newton’s Law and reach ground level? You know… down to earth.