Poor, poor soul

30 Jul 2004 · #rants

My poor friend Abhishek went and met Kareena Kapoor of all people. Wait, should I say Kareina Kapoor? Or CarryOn Caper? Anyway, what can drive a man to such insanities?

• A case of insane boredom - something Hyderabad is known to cause at times.
• An obsessive interest in the strange relationship between bitchy attitude and media attention.
• A belief in the credo - ‘Who needs to know how to act? Not me!’
• A case of mistaken identity.
• A homoerotic thrill.
• A can of Pepsi.

Look at these pictures and decide for yourself what drove him to do this pitiful deed.