One Line Reviews

21 May 2004 · #movies

I know my opinion decides whether you’ll watch a movie or not. I also know you don’t particularly like reading the reams of rambling rubbish that accompany my reviews. So I’ll be brief.

Troy: Disappointment. Okay, if you don’t care about the great epic on which it’s based.
American History X: Brilliant.
Swimming Pool: WTF?
Love Me If You Dare: (aka Jeux d’enfants) It’s pretty dark. Watch it for a non-American take on the romantic comedy genre.
Wild Things 2: If I wanted to see girls make out, I would rent porn. Not this trash!
Ek Hasina Thi: Nice movie - if you can take Urmila’s ‘acting’.